Australian Mountain Bike Clinics‘ “Ride Like a Girl” jerseys have arrived. They’re soft, girl shaped, don’t cling to any roll-ey bits around the stomach and have special hill climbing powers which get stronger with each wash!*
You don’t need to have done a clinic to buy one, you don’t even need to be a girl (which is somewhat of a relief for the guys who have been eyeing them off (or is that eyeing what they would look like off?)). Click through to this page for sizes and other info, or email email@example.com.
*Hill climbing powers may not accumulate if you fail to do any riding between washes.